drugs..

Was reading de new paper on sunday’s article bout de ktv hostesses snorting drugs. They allegedly snort drugs to earn more money?? “the girls take ecstasy because it is a common drug with the customers and it keeps the customers happy.” and of cuz from de bastard cheeko customers point of view “they put some drugs on the table, and tell the gal that if she takes de drug she will be paid more. Their idea is that if u black out, they can do whatever they want.” And I tot drugs were supposed to be expensive. Apparently it is cheaper den de price they would hafta pay if they had asked the girls outrightly. Sheesh. No wonder at least 50 ktv lounge hostesses have been arrested so far this year for taking drugs.

No wonder CNB had to come up with such a cheesy ad that everyone has alr memorized by now.

“ wo men bai tian shi student, wan shang shi brother. Wo men wan zi ji de rules, bu guan bie ren de xiang fa. Wo men wan E(presumably ecstasy), smack K(ketamine I tink?). you yi tian, wo men xi du de shi hou bei CNB raid. Wo de brother yi ge dou mei you lai kan wo.” and de point is? Drugs leave u more alone den ever. Now lemme enlighten all u humble CNB officers whie tis ad falls flat on its face.

(i) students in de day, brothers at night. Wad does tt mean to u? yeah, u achieved your objective by getting everyone’s attention. But then, I also haf brothers wad. Cheh big deal. My brothers and I even more fun. We don’t even play E and smack K. we play dota. k they play dota, because I refuse to touch it. Its addictive, lyk a drug, and drugs leave u more alone den ever dun they?

(ii) And u see, u underestimated us Singaporean kids. None of my brothers visited me. Of cuz dey din la. All of us good brothers, snort drugs together, kena caught together, of cus kena lock up together la. One for all, all for one. All continue being brothers inside rehab. Now now, whoever said drugs leave u more alone den ever?

(iii) And of course, the root of the problem: drugs leave u more alone den ever.

We are all good Singaporeans students who attended every single talk and paid attention when the neighbourhood policeman tried to explain to us wad were de harmful effects of drugs. I, for one, don’t remember them stating that as one of de harmful effects?

Now, people do you all remember your social studies? Wad do we call an ad which contains untrue elements, more often than not to indoctrinate impressionable young minds? Yes, very good. We call it propaganda. And yes, some say a biased and unreliable source of info. See CNB people, other den having a good laugh over kopi, nobody gives a damn bout your ad. U shd reli be more open minded, and outsource to allow other people to do these ads for you. If u want to noe where to source for these talents, ask the nosey tnp reporter who crashed the gay fest at sentosa.(read previous entry). Don’t worry bout getting into trouble. Gays are alr allowed in the civil service aren’t they?

Kk, I noe I noe, that’s enuf crap for now…